Amid an energy crisis, the world is drawing on its oil reserves. Why doesn't Canada have any?

TIFFANY WAS IN one of those moods again. This wasn’t the first time she’d implicated others. I can’t entirely explain it; we’d get called to attend to her at someone’s house, always someone else’s house—this time it was Felix’s basement while his folks were gone. Felix was my old boyfriend; he was her new boyfriend but I didn’t mind. I was with Andrew and we were always taking turns with each other like that. Anyways, she’d call us up for some grand plan she’d come up with just then and we’d all show up because what were we doing anyhow, and Tiffany was always good for a good time. So I...