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#@$&!—Hägar the Horrible They’re not done following you, these childish angers, like stormy weather pushing in, memories hovering near the edge of the panel, peripheral to the eye. Sharp cornered, nonsensical, yet fully understood, where you go they follow, intersecting with the comical ires of others, jangling, crashing, onomatopoetic even though they employ exactly zero letters. Hieroglyphic, they convey feelings kids shouldn’t have to have words for. Frustration, despair, futility, disappointment, resignation, dread at the expectation you must pound at dollars and exclaim! In a...

Members of Alberta’s United Conservative Party want a detailed plan explaining the “potential benefits and negative consequences” of the province becoming an independent nation, according to a draft, obtained by National Post, of prospective policy proposals to be debated at the party’s annual general meeting. Each year, before the convention, the party collates a list of potential policy resolutions. The party’s members then go through the list, selecting the ones that are most important to them, and the final list sees debate on the convention floor. The meeting kicks off on Nov. 28...