That sometimes smug “Food Professor” Dr. Sylvain Charlebois and his merry band of pundits get their jollies sneering at anyone who dares dream of a Canada that’s independent. He’s turned shitting on “Elbows Up” into his fucking mission - like it’s the only thing that gets his ass out of bed in the morning. Imagine only finding inspiration by shitting on the nation that gave you everything.
And don’t even get me started on the “Blame Canada” crowd - those ideological gadflies and social misfits so desperate to turn us into the 51st State, they’d probably sell their kids for a Star-Spangled bumper sticker.
Yes, preserving NAFTA is critical to Canada’s economic stability. Yes, eliminating the digital tax is a smart policy for growth. And yes, we should be strengthening ties with Europe and the CANZUK nations. We need more joint military training with our European allies right here in Canada. And how about partnering with the European Space Agency so we can launch our weather-tracking satellites, especially for our coastal regions in BC, Manitoba, Quebec, and Atlantic Canada?
Flashback to 2017: Trump, glowing like a fucking Cheeto, signed the revised Canada-US Free Trade Agreement like it was just another Tuesday. No one jammed a gun to his head - he bragged it was the greatest deal ever. And guess what? The same morons who wanted Canada punished in NAFTA talks, cheering on that star-spangled sellout, are the ones who swore Russia would flatten Ukraine in ten days. That was three and a half fucking years ago. Ukraine’s still standing - and flipping the bird.
It’s the same pack of fucking losers - like Chatham Asset Management, the US hedge fund that owns damn near 99% of our newspapers - pumping out propaganda to gut Canadian culture. Add in the clowns at Rebel News and Juneau News, that elected Convoy dimwit Andrew Lawton, and the weirdos camped out on the Opposition benches babbling about the World Economic Forum - probably because they hate Canada’s very fucking existence. Don’t forget the Western Standard crowd, now openly rooting for the breakup of our country.
Put it all together and you’ve got a full-blown circus of sellouts trying to pawn off our national identity. Sometimes I wonder if these people are being backed by the U.S. State Department - or maybe even the fucking CIA.
This past week, those same idiots came out against Canada strengthening its military and defending the Arctic. Talk radio host Marc Patrone and his crew of phony “conservatives” are whining about the 2% of GDP we’re committing to our Armed Forces - like that’s some kind of scandal.
Usually, it’s these same jackasses who’d rather see Taiwan and South Korea crushed under China’s boot. They scream “peace,” but what they really mean is: kneel, submit, and let authoritarian powers carve up the world. Some are even okay with India murdering Canadian citizens on Canadian soil. And yeah - some of these psychopaths are former Prime Ministers.
Screw that. I’m not here for some world where Russia, the U.S., China, and India run the goddamn show while we Canucks grovel like spineless pawns. “Spheres of influence” aren’t our friends - some are allies, some are threats, and others are rivals waiting to strike. That’s not my vibe. Never will be.
Who the fuck wants to live in that dystopian clusterfuck? Not me.
And if you think Canada should be the 51st state? Get the fuck out. Move. Leave. We’ve got a nation to run - and no time for traitors in the cheap seats.
Canada’s domestic circus clowns chanting for “Spheres of Influence” need to be ignored.
As Canadian rapper Classified once said:
"Patriotic and I honor with my hand on my heart,
From the greatest of lakes to the greenest of greens,
To the rockiest mountains and everything in between."
Oh Canada.
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